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<DIV style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: times new roman, new york, times, serif">----- Original Message ----<BR>From: kuko . <kukocsson@gmail.com><BR>To: mamincho@mamincho.com<BR>Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:43:29 AM<BR>Subject: [M] FW: The 5 toughest questions for men<BR><BR>
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<P><FONT face=Arial color=navy size=2><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Tahoma size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"><BR><B><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</SPAN></B> The 5 toughest questions for men </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The 5 toughest questions for men are: </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">1. What are you thinking about? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2. Do you love me? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">3. Do I look fat? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">4. Do you think she is prettier than me? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">5. What would you do if I died? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">responses. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 1: What are you thinking about? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">how lucky I am to have met you." </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">answer, which most likely is one of the following: </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Baseball. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Football. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. How fat you are. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. How much prettier she is than you. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">thinking, I would be talking to you!") </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 2: Do you love me? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">answer is in order, "Yes, dear." </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Inappropriate responses include: </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Oh Yeah, loads. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. That depends on what you mean by love. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. Does it matter? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Who, me? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 3: Do I look fat? </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Among the incorrect answers are: </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Compared to what? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. A little extra weight looks good on you. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. I've seen fatter. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> how I would spend the insurance money if you died. </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Once again, the proper response is always: "Of course not!" </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Incorrect responses include: </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Yes, but you have a better personality. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. Define pretty.. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> how I would spend the insurance money if you died. </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question# 5: What would you do if I died? </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">A definite no-win question. </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT face="Courier New" size=2><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette!") </SPAN></FONT></P>
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