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<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold">Subject:</span></b> The 5 toughest questions for men </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The 5 toughest questions for men are: </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">1. What are you thinking about? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">2. Do you love me? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">3. Do I look fat? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">4. Do you think she is prettier than me? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">5. What would you do if I died? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">responses. </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 1: What are you thinking about? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">how lucky I am to have met you." </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">answer, which most likely is one of the following: </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Baseball. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Football. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. How fat you are. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. How much prettier she is than you. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">thinking, I would be talking to you!") </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 2: Do you love me? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">answer is in order, "Yes, dear." </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Inappropriate responses include: </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Oh Yeah, loads. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. That depends on what you mean by love. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. Does it matter? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Who, me? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 3: Do I look fat? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Among the incorrect answers are: </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Compared to what? </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. A little extra weight looks good on you. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. I've seen fatter. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> how I would spend the insurance money if you died. </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Once again, the proper response is always: "Of course not!" </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Incorrect responses include: </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">a. Yes, but you have a better personality. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">d. Define pretty.. </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about </span></font></p>
<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt"> how I would spend the insurance money if you died. </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">Question# 5: What would you do if I died? </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">A definite no-win question. </span></font></p>
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<p><font face="Courier New" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 11pt">(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette!") </span></font></p>
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