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<p style="MARGIN-BOTTOM:12pt;MARGIN-LEFT:3.75pt;MARGIN-RIGHT:0cm;" class="MsoNormal"><b><font color="#00cc66" size="6" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#00cc66;FONT-SIZE:24pt;FONT-WEIGHT:bold;">Todo lo que siempre necesité saber, lo aprendí de mi MAMÁ...</span></font></b><br><br> </p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó a APRECIAR UN TRABAJO BIEN HECHO</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffcc00" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffcc00;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Si se van a matar, háganlo afuera! ¡Acabo de terminar de limpiar!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó RELIGION</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#cccc33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#cccc33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Mejor reza para que esta mancha salga de la alfombra!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó LOGICA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffcc33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffcc33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Porque yo lo digo! ¡Por eso... y punto!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó a PREDECIR EL FUTURO</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffcc66" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffcc66;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'Siempre debes usar ropa interior limpia y completa, para el caso de que tengas un accidente.'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó IRONIA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="yellow" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:yellow;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'Sigue llorando y yo te voy a dar una razón verdadera para llorar.'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó a SER AHORRATIVO</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Guarda las lágrimas para cuando me muera!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó OSMOSIS</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Cierra la boca y come!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó CONTORSIONISMO</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ccff00" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ccff00;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Mira la suciedad que tienes en la nuca! ¡DATE VUELTA!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó FUERZA Y VOLUNTAD</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="yellow" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:yellow;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'Te vas a quedar sentado hasta que te comas todo.'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó METEOROLOGIA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Parece que un huracán pasó por tu cuarto!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó MESURA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff66" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff66;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Te he dicho un millón de veces que no seas exagerado!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó EL CICLO DE LA VIDA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff66" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff66;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Te traje a este mundo, y te puedo sacar de él!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó A MODIFICAR PATRONES DE COMPORTAMIENTO</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Deja de actuar como tu padre!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó LA ENVIDIA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ccff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ccff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Hay millones de niños menos afortunados en este mundo que no tienen una mamá tan maravillosa como la tuya!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó VENTRILOQUIA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡No me respondas! ¡Cállate y contéstame! ¿Por qué lo hiciste?'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó ODONTOLOGIA</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ffff33" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ffff33;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Me vuelves a contestar y te estampo los dientes en la pared!'</span></font> </p></td></tr>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="#ff6600" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:#ff6600;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">Me enseñó RECTITUD</span></font> </p></td>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><font color="yellow" size="5" face="Times New Roman"><span style="COLOR:yellow;FONT-SIZE:18pt;">'¡Te voy a enderezar de una sola patada!'</span></font> </p></td></tr></tbody></table>
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