[M] FW: The 5 toughest questions for men

[Enrique Coen]

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From: kuko . <kukocsson en gmail.com>
To: mamincho en mamincho.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 16, 2007 10:43:29 AM
Subject: [M] FW: The 5 toughest questions for men


 
Subject: The 5 toughest questions for men 
 
The 5 toughest questions for men are:   
 
1. What are you thinking about?   
2. Do you love me?   
3. Do I look fat?   
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?   
5. What would you do if I died?   
 
What makes these questions so difficult is that each one is   
guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers   
incorrectly (i.e. tells the truth). Therefore, as a public   
service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible   
responses.   
 
Question # 1: What are you thinking about?   
 
The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've   
been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm,   
wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and   
how lucky I am to have met you."   
 
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true   
answer, which most likely is one of the following:   
 
a. Baseball.   
b. Football.   
c. How fat you are.   
d. How much prettier she is than you.   
e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.   
 
(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al   
Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was   
thinking, I would be talking to you!")   
 
Question # 2: Do you love me?   
 
The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed   
answer is in order, "Yes, dear."   
 
Inappropriate responses include:   
 
a. Oh Yeah, loads.   
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?   
c. That depends on what you mean by love.   
d. Does it matter?   
e. Who, me?   
 
Question # 3: Do I look fat?   
 
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"   
 
Among the incorrect answers are:   
 
a. Compared to what?   
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.   
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.   
d. I've seen fatter.   
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about   
 how I would spend the insurance money if you died.   
 
Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me?   
 
Once again, the proper response is always: "Of course not!"   
 
Incorrect responses include:   
 
a. Yes, but you have a better personality.   
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner.   
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age.   
d. Define pretty..   
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about   
 how I would spend the insurance money if you died.   
 
Question# 5: What would you do if I died?   
 
A definite no-win question.   
 
(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Corvette!")   
 


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